Regularly, professional athletes are outed for using performance enhancing drugs. It happens with such regularity, that one can assume that there are two sets of moral views on the roles of these drugs in sports.

So what if sports that are constantly hit by these scandals launch parallel ‘roid leagues. Keep the drug-free version for those who believe sport should be about the testing of human capabilities and have the drug-enhanced version for those who want to see how far drugs can take human performance. Such leagues can attract the sponsorship and participation of drug companies.

These leagues can co-exist like how for many sports, amateur and professional codes co-exist.

If participants in drug-free codes are caught, they are immediately transferred to the drug-enhanced league.

What if you printed spreadsheets on white bed linen like sheets, duvet covers and pillow cases?

It will be any accountant geek’s dream.